She's a hot blonde girl, extremely attractive with a fine ass, and big boobs. If you get her dont ever let her go
by justanormalguy January 15, 2017
Get the maddielarkin mug.maude is a complimentary term used to describe one of great beauty and personality.
a maude tends to saunter through their enviroment and attract the attention of many hunky males whilst encouraging their salivary glands to go into overdrive; resulting in large wet patches on the males shirts and a glazed expression.
it may take up to three weeks for males ( or females if they are that way inclined ) to recover from a sighting of a maude.
common symptoms of maude sightings include heart palpitations, entering cardiac arrest, a dreamy expression, immediately possessing love songs, clammy palms, and writting poetry, a smile resembling one who has slept with a coathanger in their mouth, extremely fast speech and butterflies of the stomach.
maudes move in large social circles and have the capability to maintain deep friendships.
maudes are also philosophists and tend to organise ones problems into something more managable.
you can spot a maude a mile off. the maude in the group is the one who your eye is automatically drawn to due to their magic glow and an overwhelmingly originality.
a maude tends to saunter through their enviroment and attract the attention of many hunky males whilst encouraging their salivary glands to go into overdrive; resulting in large wet patches on the males shirts and a glazed expression.
it may take up to three weeks for males ( or females if they are that way inclined ) to recover from a sighting of a maude.
common symptoms of maude sightings include heart palpitations, entering cardiac arrest, a dreamy expression, immediately possessing love songs, clammy palms, and writting poetry, a smile resembling one who has slept with a coathanger in their mouth, extremely fast speech and butterflies of the stomach.
maudes move in large social circles and have the capability to maintain deep friendships.
maudes are also philosophists and tend to organise ones problems into something more managable.
you can spot a maude a mile off. the maude in the group is the one who your eye is automatically drawn to due to their magic glow and an overwhelmingly originality.
doctor:what have we here...
paramedic:a suspected maude sighting
doctor:another?weve had 334 cases in the past 24 hours
paramedic: arent maudes rare?
doctor:yes but they impact masses of males at a time...hell never be the same
paramedic:a suspected maude sighting
doctor:another?weve had 334 cases in the past 24 hours
paramedic: arent maudes rare?
doctor:yes but they impact masses of males at a time...hell never be the same
by holly d June 26, 2006
Get the maude mug.maddie is a wonderful girl, perfect inside and out. She has a beautiful smile on her face and normally have gorgeous eyes!! She is a crazy, funny and ‘has to be right’ but you will love her and will probably brighten up your day with one clumsy and stupid word however when you first meet her and she might come off as shy or quiet but really she’s quite the cracker! They don’t think that they’re that great but they really are! Boys secretly admire them but most maddie’s don’t recognise this and doesn’t like a lot of attention (e.g compliments). However, because she ‘has to be right’ she has a fiery but playful spirit and if you mess with her she will mess with you back! But she is such a lovely friend and is most of the time happy and makes sure everyone else around her is to! They are heard not to love as a friend!
Hey maddie !
by rabbitlover123 May 9, 2018
Get the maddie mug.Maddie is usually a very very beautiful girl. She is usually sweet, caring, loveable and hard not to think about.
by Hullyjimbo April 13, 2013
Get the Maddie mug.This is a girl who is complete perfection in the inside and out. Always has a beautiful smile on her face. All guys fall for a Maddie, it's almost as if the love goddess Aphrodite has given all the Maddie's on earth her blessing of desire, but she doesn't like a lot of attention...only the most beautiful girls hate attraction. Most Maddie's usually have chocolate brown hair and deep brown eyes. They always have long legs and amazingly clear skin. ALL Maddie's are very intelligent and SUPER smart. They are usually crazy about blue-eyed guys but will settle for green. Don't ever try to challenge her because she will prove you wrong and shove your dumbness right in your face. She sometimes may be a bad influence, but if you invite her into your life she will make it a party. Her life revolves during the night, thats when shes the best BUT she will always try really hard to brighten your day no matter how long it takes her.
Guy 1: Aye man why won't Maddie date me? i mean she dated you. And DAANNGG she FINEE!
Guy 2: you have the same color eyes as her
Guy 2: you have the same color eyes as her
by cash34 January 1, 2014
Get the Maddie mug.An absolute awesome girl, who is always super energetic. She will always be happy and make everyone happy around her. A Maddie will also not enjoy leaving friends, but will have a great time with all of them!
by superawesomefriendsperson February 24, 2010
Get the Maddie mug.A Madie is a caring person who loves to spends time with her amazing friends. She’ll call out bs when she sees it usually using phrases she learns from beauty guru YouTube videos and throwing massive shade. She’s goofy, she’s quirky but don’t get it twisted she’s super smart too. She loves her crazy family.
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