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Mitty Text

When you don't just write a text, you write a freaking novel, a WALL of TEXT. It's quite inexcusable and obnoxious the amount of material you or he/she just sent.
Guy 1 - "No I just woke up. I'll call the bank after class. About the kitchen tho. When I came back the pan with oil was mine and a piece of trash was mine. None of the dishes were mine I know he wants to start using our kitchen bc homeless boy is dirty. He has said that he is going to put dishes in our sink for the dish washer (I told him he can't do that). Plus I have caught homeless boy leaving a dish in our sink. Were any of those dishes/glasses yours? Mitty Text"

Guy 2 - "Work son"
by Hurdsauce October 31, 2011
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Matt Thomas

Matt Thomas is known for his very small penis and overly large nipples. Matt's slogan is "If you've got it, flaunt it" which is why he is always seen walking around shirtless.
Hey look its Matt Thomas! Everybody run away
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Matt Tuck

The lead singer of Bullet For My Valentine, he is a BABE with the most GORGEOUS eyes, EVER.
Actually, babe is an understatement!

Gah, I love him so much! :)
OH, HE'S SUCH A MATT TUCK!
by L-DcanGoAndDie April 12, 2011
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Matt the Fat

1. An adult male of excess mass who regards women as an accessory to his overweening ego
2. An obese man who builds his muscles at the expense of his character
3. A man who squeezes into girls jeans without regard to the girth of his ass
4. One who loves an ice cream sandwich almost as much as he loves himself
5. One whose vanity blinds him from the terror of fat growing on his thighs
Matt the Fat shouldn’t try to bulk up because his ass will always be a jiggly pool of cellulite.

Richard Simmons on Matt the Fat: "I've met middle-aged women who have less cellulite on their ass than Matt the Fat."
by Helga von Wienerschnitzel March 31, 2008
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Matt Tuck

by jordan and jake June 15, 2008
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matta_tat

ADJ. (Matt-uh-tat) - Being effortlessly cool and having a legendary beard.
That matta_tat is so matta_tat!
by Matta_tat October 23, 2013
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Matt Tait

A small erinaceous male who wears sandals and has a neat buzz cut.
Woah, sandals and a buzz cut what a Matt Tait
by Sven Jeff December 22, 2017
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