Matteau

A transgender male prostitute with major daddy abandonment issues with

"I feel so bad for that matteau i mean they work so hard for so little"

by Tee-Jay S. Yates January 2, 2018

Matteas

nintendo nerd last name petorossi smells like moldy cheese(steals kids for fun)

that pedo is such a matteas (also matteo)

by gooble gobble 9000 May 1, 2023

Mattera

The grassy knoll of the fringe around golf putting greens. Allows you to score zero putts as you suck on your approach shots. Excellent to minimize your score while also showing off your luck.

I purposely missed the green and hit the Mattera, so I could ourscore these losers in my foursome.

by Tseman44 October 25, 2020

mataeyah

a bad bitch who does too much for ppl who doesn’t deserve it, eats way too much pasta, makes bad decisions for mediocre outcomes, and is super good at gta story mode

mataeyah needs to get her life together

by mataeyah November 23, 2021

Sophia Mattera

Sophia Mattera is a very beautiful and gorgeous specimen, they’re favorite hobbies are mostly playing ucn, loving a dude named Wesley Crawford and talking about their suicidal cat. If you ever see one in the wild, definitely approach it they are kind graceful specimens

Sophia Mattera is cute as hell.

by Wesley Crawford April 6, 2022

Sophia Mattera

Sophia Mattera is a beautiful gorgeous specimen, they’re favorite activities normally consist of loving a man called Wesley Crawford, talking about her suicidal cat and playing ucn.

Sophia Mattera is cute as hell no cap.

by Wesley Crawford April 6, 2022

mattryanharris

An 18 year old video-blogger on YouTube from Southern California that makes videos ranging from current events to random things. He frequently uses jump cut editing and uses humor in his videos to convey his message.

He also created and runs Biofare.org, a technology blog.

Guy 1: Did you see mattryanharris's new video?

Guy 2: Yeah, it was alright.

by taylor194132 August 16, 2011