Mattapoisett

A small town where a bunch of fuck faces live, where the cops have nothing better to do then harass all the kids and they dont like black people, there is a bunch of snobby douches and it sucks for skateboarding.

Kid - You live in mattapoisett?

Douche - Yes.

Kid - Fuck Face.

by berry and kyle August 7, 2008

Mattayo

Mattayo is a very genuine person, he’s real and you have to appreciate him when you have him. He will do anything for his girlfriend but he can act heartless. He’s an amazing personality but is also very protective

Oh did you see Mattayo with his girlfriend today

Oh yes they’re so cute together

by u kno i’m not cappin June 25, 2019

Mattatouie

A really really fuckin dumb ass kid

Yo matt why you such a mattatouie

by Matt=cockgobble April 1, 2019

mattacton

Has a fucking huge cock

Mattacton is a big dick nigger

by allah999 boom January 29, 2020

mattato

A bitch

dont ge like mattato

by cxdestroyer69 January 12, 2021

mattayous

A very amazing dude . Always horny

Loves to play games and loves his homies a lot

He’s mean and rather tall and always laughing . He loves to eat and hates animals .

I wished Mattayous was mine

by Mix2sixmix November 21, 2021

Mattaross

A DNF on a round of golf, from quitting after blowing out and cracking the shits.

If I keep playing like this, I'm going to pull a mattaross and head to the bar

by LF golf November 24, 2021