geo metrosexual

intrinsic definition of metrosexual, an idiomatic obfuscation of asexual or sexual in any manner about which one is confused or ashamed.

emotional dishonesty+cheap shoes=geo metrosexual

by lexicali slim September 21, 2009

macroswill

Alcoholic beverage (most commonly beer) that is brewed in very large quantities at the expense of quality, including taste and freshness. Frequently available at nearly every location that sells or serves beer. Opposite of microbrew.

"Hey bartender, let me get a Bud Light!"
"We don't serve that."
"Oh. Well give me a Miller Light then."
"We don't serve macroswill crap. We do have Sam Adams, Rogue and Breckenridge on tap though and an assortment of local microbrews."

by dale crashardt September 7, 2011

metrosexually transmitted disease

Any disease, illness or similar affliction that is spread from metrosexual man to metrosexual man by means of excessive grooming, preening, gelling, shaving, clipping, by manicure, pedicure, or any other such styling done under the guise of hygiene.

I just found out why Jes is out of the office today. He caught a metrosexually transmitted disease from his mani-pedi at the shady salon around the corner.

by HobieKopek June 5, 2009

matronize

to talk down to as if one is a dominating woman; the feminine form of "patronize"

Yo, you gonna let your girlfriend matronize you like that?

by SquarePegIX August 2, 2008

Macross

Addition of series of Animations that have already been played on the screen:

Macross (TV)
Macross the Movie
Macross 2010 flashback (MTV collection)
Macross II (TV)
Macross 7 (TV)
Macross 7: the Dynamite (TV)
Macross Plus (OVA)
Macross Plus The Movie
Macross Zero (OVA)

Macross Zero presents the most hot stuff air-fight that has never seen.

by b4283 July 9, 2004

matris

Matris weighs 1000 pounds. Matris wears a moo moo. Matris drives a 1984 Geo Metro, there are no doors. Matris greases up the sides of her Metro and slips on in. There are no wheels. Matris gets a running start and pushes her Metro down a hill. Matris has a hair and beauty salon down town called, "Matris Loves You". Matris is a devout Catholic. She loves the Pope. Matris is always in Gremio. Never anywhre but Gremio. Where is she not? Not in Gremio. Always in Gremio, never anywhere but Gremio.

Matris is the Buck's manager. She takes care of ALL their away needs.

by Robert Goulet February 23, 2005

metrosexual

When a blind person thinks you're straight, and a deaf person thinks you're gay.

My grandma told me I look gay, but my sister told her I'm just metrosexual.

by a humble sage January 7, 2010