Man- "I'm going to need you to pick me up from the hospital after I pass mathematics today. The pain is unbearable..."
by Swoody January 25, 2010
This cruel word means
Monstrosity
A
Teacher
Heavily
Enjoys
Mushing
And
Torturing
Into
Children’s
Souls so if you like maths or Math you must be crazy
Monstrosity
A
Teacher
Heavily
Enjoys
Mushing
And
Torturing
Into
Children’s
Souls so if you like maths or Math you must be crazy
Innocent child: what does mathematics mean?
Someone: Monstrosity
A
Teacher
Heavily
Enjoys
Mushing
And
Torturing
Into
Children’s
Souls
Innocent child: 💀 MOTHER I WANT TO DROP OUT OF SCHOOL
Someone: Monstrosity
A
Teacher
Heavily
Enjoys
Mushing
And
Torturing
Into
Children’s
Souls
Innocent child: 💀 MOTHER I WANT TO DROP OUT OF SCHOOL
by oowasiapainter June 5, 2020
An arcane discipline invented by the ancients to ensure full employment among pointy headed professors who lack social skills to enter or succeed in any of the social sciences, including spelling. The principal means by which this is achieved is to establish an extensive, cascading order of complexity, such that each class is offered only as a prerequisite to the next.
Mathematics is the language of tenure. Since university administrators invariably come from more serious disciplines, they could give a rat's what goes on in the math department, excepting, of course the math professors' occasional brush with the FBI and kiddy porn.
She: Why am I having to take all this goddamn math?
He: To help Dr. Goldbaum enjoy lap dances down at the truck stop.
She: Why am I having to take all this goddamn math?
He: To help Dr. Goldbaum enjoy lap dances down at the truck stop.
by hoze-a March 25, 2007
A subject taught in school. It is the study of numbers and how they work. Shortened to "maths" in England or "math" in America. Many people hate it but some people (like me) love it. It is a requirement in the UK for most jobs.
by MathsIsAmazing October 16, 2019
-To mathemath
synonyms : to suffer
Watching a book full of numbers and letters and not understanding.
Something you avoid.
Something that should be illegal.
Something that makes me cry at 2:00 and then comming to a text and seeing a chapter that doesn't even exist in the whole scholarity and nobody have ever witnessed and then getting a 20 just because you wrote your name and didn't understand the language and the calculs the papers were talking about, and quiting wanting to be a doctor because school isn't for everyone.
Antonyms: Happiness, future, joy
synonyms : to suffer
Watching a book full of numbers and letters and not understanding.
Something you avoid.
Something that should be illegal.
Something that makes me cry at 2:00 and then comming to a text and seeing a chapter that doesn't even exist in the whole scholarity and nobody have ever witnessed and then getting a 20 just because you wrote your name and didn't understand the language and the calculs the papers were talking about, and quiting wanting to be a doctor because school isn't for everyone.
Antonyms: Happiness, future, joy
by schoolisntforeveryone April 9, 2023
Mathematics is a subject used to kill 98% of the human brain cells hence the term Mental Abuse To Humans aka (MATH)
by unanimous0 March 6, 2019
There is certainty.
Mathematics gives us the power of perception.
Though the physical applications of mathematics may change, the thoughts themselves are eternal and are in another realm of existence.
Mathematics is thought and, therefore, it is eternal and can be known by anyone.
Today we view mathematical ideas as free creations of the human mind.
They are the tools we use to map the world.
Experience is the key.
Although absolute certainty is not possible, we can still attain accurate knowledge and reasonable beliefs about the world and universe we live in through the notions of mathematics.
Mathematics gives us the power of perception.
Though the physical applications of mathematics may change, the thoughts themselves are eternal and are in another realm of existence.
Mathematics is thought and, therefore, it is eternal and can be known by anyone.
Today we view mathematical ideas as free creations of the human mind.
They are the tools we use to map the world.
Experience is the key.
Although absolute certainty is not possible, we can still attain accurate knowledge and reasonable beliefs about the world and universe we live in through the notions of mathematics.
by the_infinitesimal February 27, 2005