Math Teacher

A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.

"The math teacher has given me enough homework to last me until retirement!"

by larrybobjoe January 5, 2022

Math teacher

A creature that teaches math

X:who is teaching you horror clas- i mean math?
Z:the math teacher

by Legend123456789101112131415161 January 18, 2022

Math teacher

A Person that teaches pie, doesn't eat it.

Dad ate my homework cause my Math teacher said it had pie in it

by Meth teacher March 11, 2022

Math Teacher

Easily the worst human being to exist, we all had one at some point

Math Teacher: What is 1-1

Ummm 0-
Math Teacher: Now, add that by 163,203 and times it by 399.90
OH MY GOD!!!

by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME March 19, 2024

Math Teacher

A person who hates children/teenagers but for some reason works with them

"Who's yelling like that?"
"It's the math teacher."

by MVT, the greek spoondog... September 15, 2025

Math Teacher Audit

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.

Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.

by Young Rebel00 August 25, 2022

Math Teacher Cute

adj. : The type of cuteness that someone has that is not necessarily an attraction, but an admiration of.

That vest is so cute; not hott, but math teacher cute.

by Flare-Flare June 17, 2007