A fad started by Robin Power, a religious-studies graduate student at NYU. It's a black plastic bracelet that wraps around your wrist. As long as you resist jerking off, you can wear your masturband.
I've had my masturband on for two weeks.
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The act of masturbaiting while looking at numbers. You can do this during math class, maybe while doing some math homework.
Joe: yo, what's nick doing?
Kevin: oh he's just mathematically masturbaiting. He's just trying to get that problem solved.. If ya know what I'm saying ;)
Kevin: oh he's just mathematically masturbaiting. He's just trying to get that problem solved.. If ya know what I'm saying ;)
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Get the masturbates furiously mug.A motion, action, or movement containing qualities or similarities to the act of masturbation or otherwise masturbative properties.
1. He moved his hand up and down rapidly in a masturbatastic motion.
2. She wiggled her fingers masturbatastically at me.
2. She wiggled her fingers masturbatastically at me.
by Matt Rock May 6, 2005
Get the masturbatastic mug.To play a bass guitar or bass instrument with such abandon you would be fired from a band if you played in it. Usually to let of emotion. Much like jerking offor masturbating without the mess.
1. I masturbassed and found a new song!
2. I masturbassed earlier to let of some steam.
3. The crowd loves it when I masturbass... too bad my band doesnt.
2. I masturbassed earlier to let of some steam.
3. The crowd loves it when I masturbass... too bad my band doesnt.
by Connor P April 29, 2006
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