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masterbortion

an instance where one has been masturbating alone in his/her house and is approaching climax, and has to stop because mom came home and she wants you to bring in the groceries or take up your time in some other lame way that resembles the opposite of orgasm.
I was jerking off to a UFC fight but had a masterbortion when my mother came home and made him plumb a turd out of the toilet.
by chef jugfuck October 31, 2008
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masterpoo

I'd rather be masterpooing!
by d-rox September 27, 2005
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masterpoo

Beating-off while laying a duker.
What'd you get up to last night?

Not much. I drank a box of wine and then stayed up masterpooing after my girlfriend went to sleep. You?

Same thing.
by Skrunk-D October 4, 2005
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Masterbolt

1. Misspelling of "Masturbolt"
2. The giant lightning bolt in Percy Jackson
"Hey, I'm Stelio and I like to masterbolt. Also, I can't spell good."
by Spencer Ace February 18, 2018
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MasterPath

aka Master Path or MP
A US-based cult that purports to be a vehicle of the teachings of light and sound, a path which will lead to spiritual enlightenment.

The group suppresses free dissemination of teachings or writings, one must pay the group in order to access this information. Master Path was kicked out of South Dakota and now has a home in Temecula, CA.

The leader of the group indirectly encourages followers to pray on his visage. All MP followers have a picture of a creepy-looking, leather-faced man wearing a turquoise polo shirt. The leader tells followers he is just a humble servant of God, but requires them to follow himself, the Guru, or they cannot attain enlightenment.

The leader teaches followers to release sense of self, to not trust themselves or their instincts and to instead follow his path. Part of following requires a monthly payment of at least $30.

According to the leader, leaving the Master Path is the worst thing anyone could do, as without the Master's protection, they will run into all sorts of troubles which would not have happened had they remained with the Master Path.

The Master Path draws in seekers looking for answers, and the leader provides plenty of answers, copied from other neo-Eastern cults, such as Eckankar.

The leader holds seminars in US cities to pull in more lemmings and more cash.

In sum, Master Path is a cult that feeds on troubled souls. It kills self-identity and the ability to think for yourself. Its group structure is authoritarian, its methods are insidious, and its net effect is truly toxic. If you have loved ones who are involved, seek help before it is too late.
Followers of that whacked-out cult called the MasterPath are such a bunch of zombies.

or

Send me $$$ every month, and don't you worry, just keep the checks coming, and you'll for sure reach enlightenment! Trust the MasterPath, bro!
by TheCultWatcher August 12, 2009
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Masterest

The spanish translation of Mosterest, 'mosterest' being the ultimate response in a 'i love you more' war.
Example:

Arelys: 'I love you'
Chris: 'I love you more'
Arelys: 'I love you most'
Chris: ' Te amo masterest'

taken from the adaptation of 'mas' ( spanish for most ) and mosterest

used in english / spanglish most commonly, though also used in spanish conversation
by TotallyNotSabbath November 28, 2010
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masterpoobate

when someone fuck you up the ass hole while you poo and masterbate at the same time causing tons of pleasure from all areas of your body.
Dan: Omg last i masterpoobated with rich
John: Oh i wish i was there
by waofbweubfuof February 11, 2014
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