boneyard masterbater

A man who masterbates in a graveyard because he thinks the tombstones look sexy.

I would rather be a man-whore than a boneyard masterbater!

by blake allen June 24, 2008

boneyard masterbater

a person who masterbates in a graveyard.

The only kind of people out at this time of the night are boneyard masterbaters.

by blake allen June 24, 2008

YouTubian Masterbater

A person who gets a thrill from blasting individuals on YouTube who post about nothing and expects monetary gain. A non gifted content creator.

This girl is nothing more than a YouTubian Masterbater.

by Tretalkradio April 12, 2021

Chronic masterbater

This is the point of masterbation when only you can make yourself ejaculate

Hey you know Jack G, yea that kids full blown chronic masterbater

by UpsetTexas065 March 17, 2026

every opportunity masterbater

Somebody who takes advantage of every opportunity to masterbate

I am a every opportunity masterbater

by Keokuk Queen January 7, 2021

Masterbathon

a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again

Mike: "Damn jimmy has been out of school all week"
Steve: "I konw he must be having a masterbathon"

by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004

masterhater

Someone that hates people who masterbate or purposely blocks them from doing so by stealing their porn or not allowing them to download, buy, or view any.

Mother: You shouldn't be reading Playboy!!!
Son: You masterhater!!!

by Neoni November 17, 2006