Masterboat

v. The act of self-motorboating

Dude, that chick's boobs are so big she can masterboat!

by Motorboat233 January 4, 2011

Masterbooking

The action of masterbating to someone on your friends list on Facebook.

Man, I was masterbooking after I added the new girl from work.

by TheUNLiberator June 12, 2010

masterblogger

1. Someone who does nothing but blog, plan to blog, think about blogging and/or reviews others blogs; 2. Someone who blogs masterfully.

That's so cool, you are a closet masterblogger.

by LisaBfromthePkD December 18, 2009

Masterbooking

Master bating to somes picture on facebook.

I dont do this. Masterbooking

by The One Kid September 12, 2010

Masterbortion

Masterbating while getting a abortion.

There are no masterbortions aloud here, only abortions.

by BilboSwaggins666 April 21, 2018

Masterbortion

The act of masturbating while getting a abortion.

Stop masturbating! This is a abortion not a masterbortion!

by BilboSwaggins666 April 21, 2018

Masterbortion

Masturbating while getting an abortion

Miss stop masturbating, this is an a abortion not a masterbortion

by Scp900 December 20, 2017