yoni massage

An ancient Tantric method of massaging a womans thighs, and genitals to slowly build up to an intense orgasim

I love it when you give me a yoni massage before sex

by rishiki January 2, 2017

massage therapist

The most respectable of all professions; may change your life forever in miraculous and mysterious ways. They have powers yet uptapped by the common man.

That massage therapist just saved my life!

by alliresa September 27, 2008

Toyam Massage

An erotic massage in which the masseuse strokes the client to ejaculation, also known as a happy ending.

Ben is dying to get a Toyam Massage but is scared the masseuse would laugh at his very small penis.

by BV69BV April 21, 2017

Italian Massage

A massage where the masseuse puts her ass cheeks over the mans cock and moves back and forth until he cums. She could also lay on her front and the man straddles her legs and puts his cock between her ass cheeks and moves back and forth until he cums on her back. Sometimes called a Italian Massage

(ass-cheeks) Italian Massage - ass cheeks

by SylvanMan April 13, 2014

Tongue Massage

Erotic massage provided with the aid of ones tongue.

Krysten enjoyed the feel of the exceptional tongue massage she was given during foreplay.

by CaptainLOTO November 10, 2014

Jersey massage

To physically assault someone, either with your fists or with a weapon, such as a baseball bat, pool cue, axe handle or pipe; in simple terms, a beatdown. The "Jersey" part of the phrase is a slang term for the State of New Jersey in the United States. Residents of New Jersey are known for being a bit more "physical" than most Americans when it comes to resolving disputes...

When I walked out of the bar and saw some scumbag pissing on the side of my car, I gave him a Jersey massage that he'll never forget.

by Led Zeppole March 11, 2004

Nickle Massage

A better name of the horrible, horrible 'musician', nicki minaj.

Guy 1: "Hey, do you know that song 'Bottom's Up'?"

Guy 2: "Unfortunately... Why are you asking?"

Guy 1: "Because I've heard that the girl rapping, Nickle Massage, will give anyone a rub-down for only 5 cents!!"

Guy 2: "Oh... Do you get a happy ending?"

Guy 1: "DUH! Just look at her!"

by Nonetheless June 22, 2011