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Martin Luther King-ing 

When telling a member of the opposite sex, usually while lying, that you had a dream about them. Generally performed when wishing to initiate, or re-initiate contact with the target.
Dude, I'm totally Martin Luther King-ing this chick right now. Told her I had a dream about her last night and we have a date next week!
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Martin Luther King Jr. 

Real Name: Michael Lewis King Jr.

Born: January 15, 1929

Died: April 4, 1968 (39 years old)

WHAT SCHOOL WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE: A great guy who devoted his entire life to stopping discrimination against colored people before he got shot by some asshole.

REALITY: An unfaithful cheater who took pleasure in watching his friends rape women. He may have been a communist as well, although that's been up in the air for awhile.
Martin Luther King Jr. was not the hero that everyone makes him out to be.

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martin luther king helped black people be what they are today.

Martin Luther King Jr 

A man who fought for many rights. A perfect human. He was, and still is loved and missed by many. He wrote the famous "I have a dream" speech. He was shot by a terrible, racist man.

Martin Luther King Jr. Day

A Monday holiday where men and women of all color, race and creed can celebrate a great man's life and struggle for equality, civil rights for minorities and the destruction of segregation, together.
Black guy - Yeah three day weekend! What are you doing on Martin Luther King Jr. Day?

White guy - Snowboarding, see ya Tuesday.

Martin Luther King Jr. 

White guy:"What do you call a black man who attempts to lead an unfairly judged people out of oppression only to be unexpectedly murdered?"

Upstanding black man:"Martin Luther King Jr.?"

White guy:"No, a nigger! Hahaha"

Upstanding black man:"Hahaha"

Martin Luther King Jr textbook 

something that Dakota likes to kiss is a very funny way. one time he went ultra speed on MLK's face it was scary.
Dakota stop kissing your Martin Luther King Jr textbook you vuster.