Marko

A man who is always on the run

Me: Yo Marko you down to chill?

Marko: "Nah bro I gotta drive 300KM to pick up a Laundry Machine then I gotta drive 4 hours to Grab a GPU then I'm going camping"

Me: Damn bro

by Final Aura November 19, 2021

Marko Jaric'd

When a man gets with a woman who is way out of his league.

Ann is so much hotter than bill, i dont know how he got with her, he completely marko jaric'd her.

by ballz69 April 1, 2009

Marko

Marko is the most caring,fun,funny,sweetest,most kind person you will meet.He is really hot and all the girls are jealous of his girlfriend cause he is always with a hottie too.He is soooo loving and perfect.If you meet a Marko ,keep him.

Omg look at Markoo🤤

Marko is soo cute

by Someoneonthisworld October 28, 2019

markovo mama

It is when a markovo mama gets stuck in the washing machine and then mark will fuck the shit out of her with his tiny

oh no markovo mama moment

by markovomama October 1, 2021

mankover

When ambiguous and non-attractive folk go from manky looking to nice looking.

Note: use of hairspray a key elelment to the makover.

'She had a mankover recently and looked good-age'

by bay17 August 17, 2009

Markomplishmment

when someone called mark has an accomplishment worth celebrating.

"well done mark, guess this is another Markomplishmment then, i'm proud"
"hehe, thanks"

by r.i.p 2 my youth June 23, 2018

Dirty Marko

When a guy reaches round and starts counting the genital warts before being entered

Oi Dirty Marko, it feels like it's ribbed.

Need two hands to count them all

by It's only banter November 20, 2020