Damn it, she's my future wife! Even If I have to bio-genetically clone her!
Mariah Carey(N.) The hottest singer on the damn planet. Makes Beyonce look like a two and J-Ho like a Negative ten! She can really sing, but that's not what most males of the human race care about. Mariah Carey is 5'10", 125 lbs, 33 years old, and is hot as F**k!
Mariah Carey(N.) The hottest singer on the damn planet. Makes Beyonce look like a two and J-Ho like a Negative ten! She can really sing, but that's not what most males of the human race care about. Mariah Carey is 5'10", 125 lbs, 33 years old, and is hot as F**k!
Mariah Carey is so hot, I'd even sit through "Glitter" for her. If I had a machine to do so, I'd make her Giant Sized just so there would be more of her.
by G-Union August 19, 2003

by in proportion May 30, 2006

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by GG08 August 1, 2009

John: I could out-sing all of the other guys in this group. I just have more talent than all of them and they are so beneath me!
Tom: John, stop being such a Mariah Carey, it's very childish!
Tom: John, stop being such a Mariah Carey, it's very childish!
by Icy Wyte December 9, 2016

Mariah Carey is a legend! Hands down, beats the shit out of any other artist, with 77 weeks at #1, 17 #1's, 5 #1 Albums, 170 Million records sold 6 octave range, and the looks to fill it out what more to you want? Pure godessss!
by Curtis Luvs Mimi April 18, 2006
