Macrobe

(1) A body-less head.
A head that has been severed in a sterilized sanitary severing device. And then begins to march over you.

See "March of the Macrobes" by Blaster the Rocketman

Macrobes! Here comes the heads! The chosen heads! of the bodiless Men!

by IMM539 February 10, 2009

Macron

verb
To do something during a long period of time without any significant result.

You macroned this task the whole sprint!

by Senya77 June 3, 2022

Macron Calvitie

French for "omg i love this government and i certainly don't want a revolution against this really bad leader who doesn't care about its people and workers and only cares about the richs".

-hey look at this new post from the fr*nch president !
-omg i'm going to comment "macron calvitie" to show my support !
-me too !

by quarkup the frog April 11, 2023

image macro

A internet forum phrase originally coined in Something Awful forums (like nearly every other internet phrase, really), this is an image with a (hopefully) funny phrase relating to the situation in the thread.
They're usually intended as offensive, but are generally seen as a rather low form of "entertainment" and don't generate much heat in a flame war unless the person or thread it's aimed at is particularly sensitive.

Thread Topic: cute kittens
PostWhore: "My cat is really cute!"
Joe Poster: "My cat is also very cute."
Poster X: image of a man in spandex with the words "THIS THREAD IS GAY" superimposed over it

by surasshu September 10, 2005

Macrophile

a person who sexually fantasizes about things much bigger than themselves.

"i'm a macrophile because the thought of being a slave to a 50 foot giant makes me horny"

by Madonnafan June 26, 2006

macrohard

Opposite to microsoft

I have a big macrohard.

by haha September 4, 2003

macrovagina

A vagina of extraordinarily wide caliber (diameter), usually demonstrating a canal depth that is just as impressive in magnitude (>7 inches). The labia minora and labia majora are usually spaced far apart, and the vaginal orifice, as seen externally while looking at the vulva, appears to be a round hole. During intercourse, a macrovagina can give the false impression that a penis is very small. Macrovagina is often demonstrated by putting large objects inside, such as fists, cans, or Louisville sluggers.

My penis is not small; she just said she didn't feel it inside because she has a macrovagina.

by Jug Jugs December 15, 2008