Mapleboo

Someone with a Non-Canadian ethnicity obsessed with Canadian culture.

Oh my god, Kenny is such a Mapleboo, he watches Canadian ice hockey and drinks maple syrup, like, all the time.

by NikolaDragunov June 2, 2018

Maple Syrup Ride

Where two participants both cum into a plastic kiddy pool and put floaties on and just let the semen waves take them away.

David: Man I've had a rough day, I'm not sure how to unwind.
James: Dude have you heard about the "Maple Syrup Ride"? Took all of my stress away. I highly recommend it.

by Dungeonsiege May 20, 2019

maple fever

When someone has clear sexual preference for someone from Canada

"You've got the maple fever, huh buddy"

by scratchpiece November 8, 2015

mapletard

A word mainly used in Singapore and Malaysia, made up of the words 'Maple' and 'Retard', to show someone who plays MapleStory to such a great extent that he feels that the whole game is his life, and thus threatens people in other games to 'COME MAPLE LA! WE PLAY KS WAR LA CB' and that sort of thing. Mapletards also tend to stay in groups, so, when you see one Mapletard, it is likely that there are more nearby, and they will ALWAYS stand up for one another, since they like to attack en-masse, because their collective brain power is roughly equivalent to that of a cow. Which is impressive, compared to their own brain power, which can be compared to that of a prawn. It should also be said that if you do happen to encounter a Mapletard, it is important to either kill him, or otherwise dispose of him, since he will attack you for no reason, and will then proceed to KS (Kill Steal) you and start insulting your whole family, e.g, "NB COME LA! WAN FIGHT IS IT! I CALL MY GUILD COME! NB MTF CB! GO SUCK YOUR FATHER COCK LA!" This is just a sentence from a minor Mapletard. The hardcore Mapletards are much worse.

My God, that guy is such a mapletard. Why does he keep ksing all our mobs? Must be because he played too much Maple.

by EvoFire March 20, 2008

Big Ol' Maples

A slang term for large breasts. Commonly used when referring to a female from Canada.

Justin : "Hey Krystin, let's seem them boobies!"
Krystin : "You mean my big ol' maples?"

by Justin Bizzle February 9, 2009

Fission Mailed

Originated from Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons Of Liberty. What is different is that they changed the first two letters in order to confuse the player. Sometimes used on messageboards to show defeat or total pwnage.

"That sign said Mission Failed so I turned the power off."

"Dude, it was Fission Mailed, they just tried to confuse you, now you gotta start all over again cause you didn't save. Pwned!

by SCANK April 18, 2005

Maleducated

Having been deliberately and with malice of forethought indoctrinated with blatantly and demonstrably incorrect propaganda. Maleducation is most often associated with universities and colleges but can also be engaged in by corporations, political parties, media groups, and even peer groups.

Maleducation differs from miseducation in that there is ample evidence that material being taught as "fact" is not true and should be obvious whereas miseducation implies that the actual facts were not known or reasonably knowable when the information was being taught.

Her insistence in her belief that "good science" can be obtained from falsified data only served to underscore how thoroughly she had been maleducated.

by JustTiredOfThis February 26, 2019