Horse manure

Horse manure is technically horse poo. You can do a variety of things with it such as, Gardening, eating and throwing in other peoples faces.

Richard: What did you just throw at me?
Greg: A little bit of horse manure
or
Richard: how is this dish so good?
Greg: A little touch of horse manure there mate
or
Richard: Hmm what does this garden need?
Greg: Sounds like you need some horse manure!

by Greg the fart horse September 10, 2018

Douche Manure

Is a person who thinks they are the shit, when in fact they are a piece of shit and a douche to boot.

Mortimer: Hey guys I just got 1600 on my SATS.

Me: Shut up Mort, you Douche Manure.

by Mountain Dewche April 15, 2009

lady of the hot manure

A woman who likes anal sex

that woman over there is a lady of the hot manure

by repilog September 28, 2009

force manure

The legel way of phrasing shit happens.

From the USWU. (United Scat Workers Union)

The force manure clause in the proposed labor agreement is an insult to shit and our shitty brothers everywhere.

by cubano.fc November 28, 2012

Green Cheese Manure

The name a young boy gave to a teenager's green cheek conure. The teenager said "green cheek conure", and the boy said, "green cheese manure". Not to be confused with mouldy cheese on a pile of crap, this is some raunchy sounding bird by the looks of it.

Hoyce called the green cheek conure a green cheese manure.
Josh's conure was supposed to be a green cheese manure.
This green cheese manure is not mouldy cheese on a pile of crap.
Did you eat green cheese before?

by Josh Courtoreille March 19, 2007

DANK Cheeta Manure

When you smoking some good weed fresh outta the dispenser and it puts you on fuckin Pluto

Aye this shit smell like Dank Cheeta Manure

by ULTIMATE 8 BLOCKER May 3, 2020

poon manure

The pile of feminine hygiene products found in the bathroom trashcan, usually from a group of female coworkers or classmates synchronizing menstruation.

Careful not to tear that bag when you change it. The girls in accounting have been spending too much time together and left us a lot of poon manure.

by JanitorFromShlubs January 23, 2016