Reverse Mantis

When a man snaps off a womans head with his asshole.

I just reverse mantised her to death!

by Reverse Mantis Man June 19, 2018

Farting Mantis

Farts can be and should be used as weapons. after sitting on a creamy brew for some time, one will impress or scare his/her buddies by grasping both thighs and spreading them like that of a praying mantis' arms, the fart will then explode out the anus causing a smooth or chunky stream of awesome for all to taste.

chris: no!
JP: yes:)
Jermain: time for a farting mantis!
Onikka: ew thats odd but great!

by funky rabbi December 1, 2011

Mathis

A surname and forename for males, derived from the Hebrew word "mattityah" which means "gift of God".

People named Mathis are usually friendly, talented and helpful guys which keep their word but might also be a little lazy sometimes.

While the name is often used as surname it's (especially in Europe) a not uncommon forename as well.
Other variations of the name are Matthis, Mattis or Matthias.
Also the "City of Mathis" is a small town in Texas.

Johnny Mathis, popsinger
Mathis, Texas

by scova November 1, 2011

Judge Mathis

The best judge ever featured on TV.

People will bring up their cases to his studio court in NBC Tower, Chicago. Watch out for his bullshit detector, it is second to none.

Much better than other reality TV judges.

My neighbor just let his dogs shitting on my lawn. I'm gonna bring his ass up to Judge Mathis court.

by chrno July 28, 2010

Mantis

The action of sneaking up behind somebody and double scooping their nips from over their shoulders.

Dude, I snuck up on Shitron last week and totally mantised him. It was fantastic.

by Shitron January 7, 2011

Spraying Mantis

A Spraying Mantis is what occurs when you are about to blow your load into your girl's mouth and you pull out and spray it all over her face instead, striking a mantis-like pose right as you jizz. *On a sidenote, make sure she doesn't bite the head off your dick afterward, females have been known to do that*

"So she said she would only give you a BJ? I hope you punished that bitch with a Spraying Mantis!"

by Ya dumb fuck May 16, 2010

mantis shrimp

A mantis type shrimp that lives in the ocean. It is a very creepy animal that you never want to tangle with.

There are two different types of mantis shrimp. One has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. They are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.

BAM! I just got stabbed by a mantis shrimp. Now I'm dead.

by ryan April 16, 2004