A high pitched fart that results from a man’s monumental efforts to tighten his anus during sex after a dinner that lead to extreme gas pains. The high pitch is the necessary differentiating factor from regular flatulence during sex. Like a female queef but in reverse, the female in this case is required to pretend it’s cute, regardless of smell. The high pitch demonstrates anus tightening warranting complete exoneration of the coutal male.
Oof. I let loose a man queef so bad that even she got grossed out. Good thing the pitch rendered it a queef.
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/man/kwēf/
Vulgar Slang, North American
Noun
When men who regularly practice docking get air trapped in their enlarged urethra’s, eventually they must expel that air (typically after getting erect) in the form of a “man queef.”
/man/kwēf/
Vulgar Slang, North American
Noun
When men who regularly practice docking get air trapped in their enlarged urethra’s, eventually they must expel that air (typically after getting erect) in the form of a “man queef.”
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He has a fat ass neck and stinks like shit.
Marqueefy most likely loves Rod Wave even though he sucks ass.
If you ever run into a Marqueefy, remind them to put on some deodorant.
He has a fat ass neck and stinks like shit.
Marqueefy most likely loves Rod Wave even though he sucks ass.
If you ever run into a Marqueefy, remind them to put on some deodorant.
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When you breathe air in your asshole and than shove an object just a smidge smaller than what is comfortable approximately 2 knuckles deep. At which point a manquief is sure to slip around afor mentioned object. Creating an unmistakable quief sound.
That was a hell of a manquief Becky let out over that 20oz last night hmm? Shoot dang! That gave me a star spangled banner for real! Almost had a cheesepie for the morning
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roughly translated
roughly translated
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