Faneurysm

A lapse in ability to think or function due to extreme amounts of fangirling or fanboying

"Did you see the new episode of Supernatural?!"
"Of course! I think it gave me a faneurysm."

by Wofl Iron July 20, 2008

aneurysm

Dialatation of an artery caused by weakening of its wall through disease.

"If I do that again, I'll have an aneurysm."

by DiiKaBaKa January 25, 2004

Jism Aneurysm

The act of ejaculating into your partner's mouth with such force and ferocity that the semen shoots up into her brain, causing blood vessels to burst.

I haven't been laid in two years, so when Becky gave me a blowjob, I gave her a jism aneurysm. Now I feel much better!

by Flantari September 30, 2006

Sadness Aneurysm

When one attacks oneself verbally during a period of sadness or other negative emotion (anger, etc.), usually with plenty of force. (Ex.: Calling oneself an idiot, retard or other attribute that insults the person’s intelligence, actions, etc.). One will frequently speak in 2nd person. Sadness Aneurysms come in 3 stages:

1. The victim will begin to feel their sadness change to anger, and will occasionally begin to growl, grumble or otherwise voice their emotional morphing.

2. The victim will begin to mentally insult themselves, yelling insults at themselves in their heads. You should be able to tell by now if they are having a sadness aneurysm, as their face will frequently turn red.

3. The insults become verbal, and the person may mumble or shout them, depending on the severity of the sadness aneurysm. Eventually, the person will either cool down, or commit mass homicide to all around them. It is best not to talk to them, particularly in this stage, as they may lash out, making the sadness aneurysm worse. This stage gives the sadness aneurysm its name, as the victim will usually act as if they are having an aneurysm.

John: Dammit! You should have gotten that test question right, you bumbling, idiotic fool! How can you live with yourself?!

Steve: What’s up with John?

Tom: Leave him be. He’s having a sadness aneurysm because he messed up on an easy question that failed him the math test today.

Steve: Oh. Ok.

by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 10, 2019

Manuerism

A sudden and catastrophic collapse of a person's perceived masculinity.

Lou suffered a major manuerism when he was observed walking his girlfriend's Pomeranians.

by dickbagge June 10, 2009

Mini Sadness Aneurysm

A smaller, less effective sadness aneurysm. Can come as single happenings, or in large numbers.

Marty: We aren’t friends anymore.

John: I just had a mini sadness aneurysm.

by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 5, 2019

Aneurysm

One of Nirvana's most underrated songs. Found on both albums, Hormoaning and Incesticide, as well as the live album From The Muddy Banks OF The Wishkah, this song is a must have in any version you can find. Also listen to it on the numerous traders live albums, such as 'Suicide Solution?'.

Sample of Aneurysm lyrics:

Come on over and do the twist, uh-huh.
Overdo it and have a fit, uh-huh.

by Random Affiliate September 27, 2006