mandles

when a guy wears sandles!! EWW

MAN + SANDLES= MANDLES

Johnny wore mandles yesterday

by Maybelline August 1, 2005

Mandle

To handle something in a manly fashion. Can be used non-sexually, however, the term is most often used with innuendo in mind.

Finch totally mandled Stifler's mom last night.

by Sidecutter August 17, 2010

Mandle

To rough someone up; Man-handle

"Eric was giving me shit, so I mandled that motherfucker"
"Jesus, McNabb really got MANDLED on that play"

by Jord421 November 27, 2007

mandle

the act of handling something by a man or like a man; an action under-taken aggressively or with a manly swagger or over-confident bravado.

Man 1: I was driving over the pass last night and blew 3 flats.

Man 2: Yeah?

Man 1: But, you know, I mandled it.

Man 2: Hell yeah.

Woman 1: I was driving over the pass last night and blew 3 flats.

Woman 2: Yeah?

Woman 1: But, you know, I mandled it.

Woman 2: Hell yeah.

by buddyboy1006 April 13, 2010

Mandle

a candle placed strategically in a man's room that, when lit, guarantees sex will occur

1. My roommate is sorely mistaken, he thinks girls like candles in the bathroom. Everyone knows that's not where mandles go.

2. Bro 1: She's coming over in five minutes, and we haven't cleaned up from last night's party! It looks like a frat house in here!
Bro 2: Quick, light a mandle! She won't notice anything else.

by Farmer Daniel December 11, 2010

mandles

"Man handles" i.e. when a fat man's rolls on his sides make for handles you can grab onto.

Jeff finished eating his greasy KFC before I grabbed his mandles.

by captain kirks number 2 bowl December 28, 2005

Mandling

When your sex partner plays with your penis after sex

Her mandling is getting me hard again

by Maroon Beard September 16, 2010