maditation

An intense practice of focusing the mind on being mad with someone and exacting revenge.

His behaviour has really annoyed me again. I need to practice maditation. Mad Angry Annoyed Revenge

by Barefootdriver August 9, 2016

meditationguru

The pseudonym of a guy in India that teaches meditation techniques in mysore, india. Quite an esoteric and mysterious individual, he centers his teachings around universal meditation and the concept of oneness. Believes that we are unlimited and that meditation is the most amazing experience on planet Earth. Prefers not to disclose his religion.

Meditationguru teaches meditation techniques at his center and at his website at meditationguru.com

by preserver257 July 28, 2009

poop meditation

Meditating on pooping, while pooping.

I beat constipation, through poop meditation. #poopMeditation

by poopNow July 11, 2016

madication

a psychotropic medication used to treat symptoms of mental illness

haloperidol, duloxetine, diazepam, risperidone ect.

What do you want from me bastards, Ive just had my madication!

by mad_man_ November 8, 2009

Manigation

The internal GPS that Men are born with. It generally takes over when most women are very confused about their sense of direction.

Girl:We are lost lets get our Garmin

Man: Wait my Manigation just kicked in. We need to take a right on Main street then a left and follow for 4 miles then we will be there.

by Bd4m-Dub March 28, 2010

shower meditation

Sitting down while showering and having shower thoughts. Shower Thoughts are just weird random conclusions you come to realize while in the shower.

Sarah: wow why do you have so many weird shower thoughts?
George: I do alot of shower meditation
Sarah: you're fucking weird

by equinoxqueen March 16, 2015

Mandation

Mandation (noun). Palinese for mandate. First used by Former Governer Sarah Palin during her criticism of President Obama’s State of The Union address on January 27, 2010.

This is also the first use of the Palin transform whereas a noun that shares the same form as the verb is converted into another noun. For example, the activity of applying a ‘mandate’ (noun) is ‘to mandate’ (verb). The Palin transform converts mandate (noun) into another noun called mandation.

“So it hasn’t been a matter of he not being able to explain his policy with government takeover and mandation of health care; but Americans understanding what’s in there, not liking it, and sending him that message via the three recent Republican sweeps in Virginia, in New Jersey, Scott Brown’ s selection too and the Tea Party Movements, the town hall events…blah, blah, blah”---Sarah Palin

by Katatetoris February 5, 2010