Mandicapped

When you're so fucked on MDMA it becomes less of a 'high' and more of being completely Mandicapped.

Jeff: Did you just take all of that MDMA my dude?

Brian: Bruh, I am so mandicapped.

by PatSniffer December 5, 2018

old man dick

The theorem that someone has watched so much porn in their early teens that once they have matured, masturbation and simple pornography does not arouse them.

“Bro Moyers you asked that girl for nudes?”
“Sorry man, x-vids just ain’t cutting it”
“Man you weren’t lying, you do gotta old man dick”

by GGuthrie February 17, 2018

mandicate

the act of chewing or eating something; masticating

charlie danforth mandicated my cock

by belge0010 June 13, 2008

mandice

Part of the male reporductive system. An average male has 2.

A.k.a testes, testicles, nads, balls.

He kicked me in the mandice!
Damn! My mandice are suffering!

by AsPHy April 15, 2004

Madnick

A rebel of a professor who likes to rant about the system and political corruption in an entertaining way. Instead of teaching a class, a Madnick is more likely to show a documentary on an issue, but has hard homework. Is a big fan of Noam Chomsky.

Student 1: Dude, my new history professor is awesome, he just paces around the room ranting about neocons the entire time so there isn't any classwork.

Student 2: Sounds like you got the Madnick of the school, you lucky bastard. Just make sure you don't lag behind on the homeworks.

by oblaf March 7, 2010

Mandicapped

When that dick is so good it handicaps you.

Damn I need a wheelchair I got Mandicapped last night.

by Mandicapped1995 May 31, 2018

Manicking

The physical actions taken while being manic

Quit manicking and go to bed

by Need some sleep September 9, 2019