Managing Member

When one white male inserts his erect penis into another latino male's anus (doggy style) and reaches around to grab the other persons penis and then berates the latino male being penetrated by calling them homosexual if they have an erection as well

Cornelius Pumpernickel totally managed my member last night if you know what I mean !!!

-Managing Member

by Alyx7 March 10, 2020

taming the manaconda

Giving someone a boner with one of the flute things that snake charmers use.

"yeah last night we were gonna have sex but then i started playing my flute and i totally started taming the manaconda" - Paige

by Left Shark February 10, 2015

managing up

The process of managing your boss so that you and people who work for you can get work done with minimal interference.

Ray is such a micro-manager! I have to spend three quarters of my day managing up!

by Walter Pr. April 14, 2010

Manaconda

A man's anaconda, or very large penis

-"Last night my man fucked me deep with his manaconda"
-"Lucky! I wish my man had a manaconda!"

by whipit good November 7, 2007

Managing

A way to talk about smoking weed without actually saying the words. Used when around authority figures, virgin ears, or people you just dont like.

Mom, "hey sarah, where's billy?"
Sarah, "he said he was managing with some friends"
Mom, "your brother works too hard."

by Rollnblunts May 14, 2010

Uber-managing

The act of incessant micromanagement that manifests itself primarily in continuous questions by mostly incompetent and robotic management personalities about time sheet status and billable hours totals (or lack thereof)

John: Max, why did you stay so late last night on a lazy summer day?

Max: My manager would not stop uber-managing me about my time and why my hours are low.. I had to stay until 3 am filling out time sheets..

John: That sucks man,you should quit that job..

by stinkynutz February 3, 2010

Manaconda

An abnormally large and fat penis. Sometimes known for choking people to death.

Dude, she can't hang with my manaconda, it will choke her to death.

by Hostile Sausage June 29, 2009