man tear

A tear shed by a male in attempts to seduce a female into sexual relations.

We were watching this shitty movie about love, but I dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.

When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.

by MAlexBr January 9, 2009

Man Tear

When you feel the need to cry, but being a man, one "man tear" falls down your left cheek.

Look on Brayden's left cheek, is that a man tear?

by Imofwg May 10, 2016

bitter man tears

The product of agonizing sorrow and the only type of crying men are permitted.

Man 1: Bro, did you hear they've canceled the Superbowl this year?
Man 2: I've been weeping bitter man tears all morning.

by Sports Machine Phil August 21, 2011

man teat

penis. you may have one between your legs right now.

releases man milk which is produced in man udders.

unlike a woman teat, it becomes soft in cold weather.
like a woman teat, its milk is used for babies.

c'mon baby; you're starving. how about having a suckle on my man teat?

by turbandic October 30, 2011

Man Tear

A tear shed by a male in attempts to seduce a female into sexual relations.

We were watching this shitty movie about love, but I dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.

When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.

by MAlexB January 9, 2009

man tears

tears cryed from the Japs eye after an encounter with filthy scrubber

(Swansea accent) Christ i bunted that midget last week and been crying man tears ever since. I better get down the docs for some antibiotics before the wizard's wand falls off

by sicknote August 23, 2007

Man Tears

(noun) when men whine, bitch or otherwise complain; when men can't make up their minds to hit it, date it or leave it. Basically, when men aren't "men," when they become 1950's housewives. When any of these actions occur, MAN TEARS are produced. Some women find this to be a turn off. When Man Tears are produced, some women may bottle them up, refrigerate them, and throw 'em back like a shot. After that, "it's on to the next one."

male Coldplay fan. "I hooked up with this dude last night, and then found out he listened to Coldplay. Then he said he couldn't wait until I met his mom. I laughed and drank his Man Tears!"

by Paris Kiivett August 23, 2011