The act of pressing ones anus against the vaginal canal of a pregnant female duck. The duck then births an egg into the human's anal cavity without breaking it. If the egg breaks in the process, the act of full mallard is voided.
Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.
Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.
"dude, i got kicked out of the petting zoo"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"
by fathers_bulge May 17, 2012
"What’s the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One's a sick duck, and I can't remember the rest but your mother's a whore!"
by P8nt November 14, 2007
by frankson1234 January 17, 2012
Bailey L. had mallard lips
by alvin maker January 27, 2007
A sex move where the male is normally in the missionary position. Before completion, the male will stick a piece of lit dynamite into the woman's vaginal area, and time his load perfectly in reference to the fuse of the dynamite. This will result in the explosion of his male reproductive system into the woman's vagina, hence the term "Mallard Duck."
by ekgi November 11, 2018
The best school in Charlotte, NC. The best school in CMS. Second only to Providence in test scores, the best at football and basketball, and the most swag. We rock at every sport, so be jealous. Theatre Kids are definitely the best, but DECA kids are alright too. Biggest Multicultural club, ever. Our teachers are better than the rest, but most of all, the students are the finest, coolest, best there are. Basically, you want to go there, so transfer.
1.
-Dude, I'm not zoned for Mallard Creek, but I really want to go there.
-Man, just fake your address and go there. It's worth it.
2.
-Vance kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-North Meck kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-Hopewell kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-POB kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-South Meck kid: Where is MCHS?
(Northside schools go harder.)
-Dude, I'm not zoned for Mallard Creek, but I really want to go there.
-Man, just fake your address and go there. It's worth it.
2.
-Vance kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-North Meck kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-Hopewell kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-POB kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-South Meck kid: Where is MCHS?
(Northside schools go harder.)
by MCHSgirl July 03, 2011