wardrobe malfunction

An accidental or supposedly accidental failure of clothing to cover parts of the body intended to be covered.

Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.

Her dress caught on the door knob and ripped. The resulting wardrobe malfunction was much to the delight of the guests. I bet she wished she had worn a bra and underwear under her dress.

by Frankie Frog November 19, 2004

Malicia

A very kind and beautiful women, who doesn’t back down from anything. She stands her ground during difficult times and never gives up. She’s very friendly and she’s someone you can trust. Just be careful cause Malicias are not someone to mess with.

Me: Hey bro you saw that girl called Malicia
Friend: BRO I DID SHE’S FINE ASF

ME: Yeah BRO ofc she is she’sa Malicia!

by Ego May 18, 2020

Hairline Malfunction

Literally Ben perrins

Look at that hairline Malfunction, he is fiiiit

by Pigeon eater78 June 26, 2021

Malibu Dream House

The act of shoving a Barbie doll up your asshole feet first. The doll's unrealistic physical dimensions make it easy to slide deep into one's rectum until only the head is visible.

My gay threesome with Alan and Julio was going great until they held me down and gave me a Malibu Dream House. I still can't get the brown and red stains off my favorite Skipper.

by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. September 26, 2010

deodorant malfunction

Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.

Dammit, I'm going to be so sweaty today, I had a deodorant malfunction this morning...

by just a worthless liar September 26, 2005

Malia

the most timelessly beautiful woman you'll ever meet. Malia's are energetic, positive, thoughtful, sexy, caring, and loving people. They make excellent partners too. Sensitive and passionate. Make very loyal friends. Very opinionated and stubborn but is the nicest person you will ever meet. typically brunette, amazing eyes, colorful and unique. Almost too pretty to describe. Very good taste in music, a very talented surfer. Best legs you'll see. Toned and tight. If you've found a malia, word of advice: don't let her go, you'll never find any other girl as amazing ever again!

Malia's eyes look unbelievable in the sun.

by maliaspear October 21, 2014

malice cannon

In touhou 8,Inperishable night there's a strategy when you play as the Magic team. You just spam the shift button, continulosly changing between Marisa and Alice. Malice is a combo of 𝗠𝗮risa and A𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗲.

"The malice cannon cheeses Eirin so hard!"

by Stupid meme reporter March 9, 2019