Malangi

A person who thinks they are good at videos games but actually sucks

Bro did you see tein, he put malangi in his username. What a dumbass

by Hdbsusbdbf July 10, 2023

malanga

Derived from a Cuban vegie, used to refer to a female with rather large breasts.

Unlike Steph that bitch Gaby has some malangas.

by Luis M July 22, 2008

malania

Mean. Kicks ppl. Stand them too. Basically emo.- nh

Don’t be malania..

by Natedogg205 April 23, 2018

Melaniacholy

The emotional state of being in which a woman who agreed to a loveless sham of a marriage to a buffoonish real estate heir in exchange for untold wealth must now pretend to be some kind of goodwill ambassador, advocate for causes she knows little and cares even less about, face daily harsh media scrutiny and international humiliation due to her husband's infidelities, general misogyny and overall inability to truly understand anything, really.

Symptoms may include interrupting cabinet meetings to drunkenly ask the Secretary of Defense if the Pentagon has invented a time machine yet.

Me: "Did you watch the SOTU?"
You: "No."
Me: "Me neither, but I heard the First Lady seemed filled with a certain Melaniacholy."

by Joestatler January 31, 2018

malanga

a way of describing an incredible love for someone. You can't stop thinking about them and just want to be with them every second of everyday.

Ohh i malanga ted bundy

by PooFace9 July 30, 2020

MelaniaCunt

A woman who grifts off her husband. Has no depth. She likes to claim good works like “Be Best” or other phony efforts. She spends her day whining me, me, fucking me. All the while contributing nothing to global society, much her own country.

Melaniacunt spends her time supporting useless people and events. Like the insurrection attempt on the Capitol. Then whines when friends and real Americans can’t stand her

by Sparkdog January 12, 2021