malachaisexual

Only being attracted to Malachai Parker from The Vampire Diaries.

friend: hey what’s your sexuality?
me: oh I’m malachaisexual.

malachaisexual by tvdkaiobsessed December 30, 2020

Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will calm down and will be easier to handle. Like a monkey.

Malakai : Ugh..ugh...I beat you up.
Metrosexual Peace-Loving Individual: Throws a banana and walks away.

Malakai by JoseFromdahoods January 18, 2009

Malakai

Non-Binary, has good taste in music and arts. Writes and is super shy but also super fun to be around. Doesn't like making decisions

Want to talk about good books just ask Malakai

Malakai by Weirdest weirdo April 19, 2020

malakai

Malakai is a freestyling champion and makes "songs" with his beatbox buddy. He enjoys sports such as rushing people and cannot get rushed because he will fuck you up after.

Wow,look! i think hes called Malakai because he is freestyling with the beatboxer.
He must be called Malakai because he just fucked him up.

malakai by abcdefghiJK1086 November 19, 2019

malahkhai 

Definitely a Pisces man. Sexy AF with a huge dick, a selfless lover. Often thinking about making money and his woman, thinking about fucking her like there is no tomorrow and discuss profit after. A hard guy with a soft heart.

I hope malahkhai comes early.
I need a friend like malahkhai

malahkhai by DannyGOT April 26, 2020

Malakhiwe 

Malakhiwe is a Xhosa name which translates to "Build". Malakhiwe greatest qualities is he builds the people around him. He is loyal and loving person. They often love too hard for their liking. Malakhiwe is a hard-working individual, that does anything in his power to prosper, usually attracted to "yellowbone" girls. He is a very handsome and well-grommed young man. He is absolutely hilarious.

Malakhiwe is so funny dude.
Malakhiwe is so sweet.

Malakhiwe by ZackSlater January 26, 2021

malakai sexual 

only attracted to malakai

i am malakai sexual

malakai sexual by THNKUPAPA July 25, 2021