malaka

Someone who repeatedley spanks the monkey!

Peter is the biggest malaka in the world!

by dimis January 8, 2004

malakas

Greek for motherfucker, wanker or asshole. Can sometimes be used as a greeting between friends (malaka).

Originates from the word malakia, meaning masturbation or mistake.

Example 1:

-ARE YOU MALAKAS? WHY DID YOU PARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?

Example 2:

-What's up re malaka?
-Long time no see!

by X28JC June 24, 2021

Malaka.

If a girl is Malaka, she's unbelievably gorgeous.

I love her. She's so malaka.

by Modather April 16, 2020

MALAKA

A intelligent browned eyed girl can be petty and always faithful

I wanna be like Malaka

by Pllluuppp May 24, 2016

malaka

Greek word, meaning one who masturbates often, usually 2-5 times a day.

You are a big Malaka!

by Alex May 15, 2004

malaka

A male who likes to engage in the sexual task of repeatedly stroking his penis with one or both of his hands. Originally derived from the Greek Language meaning 'wanker'

Look his shorts are all white, I bet he's a malaka.

by Atlas February 17, 2003

malaka

Greek for wanker but more insulting (in Greece) useful if you want to call someone a wanker to his face but are frightened he will drop you. If he doesn't know Greek he may think you actually like him and not start a punch up. If he speaks Greek beware you will probably get dropped.

Hey man watch where your going! Wait for apology. Non forthcoming shout, MALAKA.

by PatrickWarwick January 13, 2009