Majoras Task

To have dirty sex with a mask on, preferably carried out by video game nerds.

Phillip: I just had sex with Maria
Joe: How?!
Phillip: We did Majoras Task!
Joe: So she DIDN'T see your face?!

by Kadzi October 30, 2013

Nipplitis Giganticus Majora

The mental disorder, in which, psychologically challenged individuals begin tugging on their nipples due to stress of being disease infested, yeasty, smelly, dirty old whores. The tugging increases the size of the nipples, which after years of this affliction, end up looking like earth worms hanging off an aerola.

Example - Rent "Yo Breasts Be Busted Bitch", starring adult film screen actress Martha Hess.

I didn't know what to do when I found out she had Nipplitis Giganticus Majora. I knew she was a crazy bitch, I just didn't know it was due to her herpes, which has caused her great psychological anguish. When I look at her breasts it's like a car accident.... I can't look away. I'm just afraid she's going to slap me around with those stringy ass nipples..... OIIIIII!

by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008

Majorally

Majorally describes a large proportion of the given subject:

'Majorally' is to 'major', what 'massively' is to 'massive'.

You are majorally wrong my dear drug crazed monkey companion.

by John Longbottom April 15, 2004

Majorical

Majorical Meaning beyond Legendary and even more harder then a legendary as of a 0.000001% chance of a event or FInding a species or treasure

wolves are More Majorical then Legendarily Foxes

Majorical is a Highter tier then Legendary and is harder to find

by jackercol July 8, 2019

Majoratties

When someone dances and ties and breaks

Hey did you majoratties of I majoratties

by Ggbhgvg January 28, 2021

Tuffet majora

The larger of the two tufts or tuffets of hair on either butt cheek that you missed while shaving.

Summer's tuffet majora was more noticeable in the bright sun than it was indoors.

by Liver lady June 15, 2017

majorpain

Noun.
(1) a wordlamer/word beyond all comprehension. A rampant, stupid, ugly, genital-free zone.
(2) a slimy postule or wart on the penis of a walrus.

(1) Julian Clarey is almost as gay as majorpain!
(2) I've got a huge majorpain on my penis and no matter how much I scratch it, burn it, shout at it or cut it, it just wont let go.

by anonymous September 28, 2003