Mailboy

A strikingly passionate boy with gifts of golden words and heavenly musical talents. He has been taken from normality delivered as an unearthly being to the world, although still he contains his humble humanity. Most see this boy as the perfect being and until you look into him instead of at him do you see his flaws, his calling of unhappiness. For the few that do look inside they only wish to help this mailboy and return the normality to his life.

A mailboy is an unfortunate musician taken by the deliverance of the postal service.

by xoxoCandacexoxo July 14, 2009

mailbox dog

tiny dog that yaps and tries to bite you and won't shut up. the idea is that any dog that can fit in a mailbox should be classified as a rodent. yapping is suggested in order to meet mailbox dog standards, but not required. see also puntable.

"that would be a fun bike ride if it wasn't for that f---ing mailbox dog at the end of it"

"yeah, that dog is such a puntable"

by angus bohanon July 1, 2006

Banging on a mailbox

Knocking boots on top of a mailbox. The act is particularly disrespectful to the owner of said boots as well as a federal crime. It can be used as an act of revenge or as an erotic way of expressing one's affections.

Man, that girl is so hot I just wanna bang her on a mailbox!

or

In order to right the wrongs in his life, Greg was later seen banging on a mailbox.

or
That guy messed with me and the only way to get him back is to bang his girlfriend on a mailbox.

by Nick @ B3YOND! March 7, 2009

Mailbox

a person who says nothing of note.

i.e, spam

"God, John is such a mailbox!"

by Samurae7 January 22, 2023

Left the Keys in the Mailbox

1. to make a mistake or screw up in a careless or stupid manner.

2. fail to perform as expected or live up to a responsibility.

"Bill really left the keys in the mailbox on that account..."
"The Mets have once again left the keys in the mailbox this season..."

by Chester Elkowitz November 4, 2011

Mobile mailbox

When you take a nasty ass shit in an elevator and deliver it to another floor.

Luke took a massive dookie in the elevator and sent the mobile mailbox to the lobby.

by Steeple Dave April 30, 2014

Sex on a Mailbox

An alcoholic drink known for giving a killer hangover. Consists of a shot of vodka mixed with goon, a form of cheap-ass cask wine.

Tastes best on ice with a fruity white goon.

Let's load up on Fruity Lexia tonight and get trashed off Sex on a Mailboxes.

by Fred Loves Goon February 27, 2008