Mahomet

A small town full of rich people and over-achievers right outside of Champaign IL. They like to make everyone else feel inferior to them.

He acts like he's from Mahomet all the time!

by DestructiveSaturn March 11, 2009

Mahomes

To put a shit load of ketchup on any item of food.

Person 1: "Damn these eggs is dry as shit!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, just mahomes that shit!"

by Mockworm March 29, 2019

Keaton Mahoney

Someone who has a very very small penis

Keaton Mahoney had the smallest penis ever -Samantha

by Boi47747373 February 21, 2017

cleats mahoney

From college kids everywhere...meaning athlete hoe.
The girl who sleeps with, and/or does sexual favors for men in any college sport.

Following in the footsteps of her big sister, Jane grew up to be a cleats mahoney at the U.

by B-girl November 17, 2004

Mahoney

Heroin, crystal meth, or any other assortment of hard drugs and accompanying accoutrement.

A life changing substance that may or may not have adverse effects on your life, health, well-being, ability to reproduce, ability to maintain a meaningful relationship, available bank account balance, and tooth count.

Yo homie pull through I got that fire mahoney on deck for the low low.

by Crescent Street Crusader November 25, 2020

Dirty mahoney

When a big large pale man, jumps on your bed and shakes his hair all over your foreskin.

When I went to her house she gave me a dirty Mahoney.

by Johnnytheg123 November 28, 2022

Balls Mahoney

Jonathan Rechner (born April 11, 1972) is an American professional wrestler, better known by his ring name, Balls Mahoney. When one is with a group of people, he or she can yell out "BALLS!" to which everyone responds, "Mahoney." This can be done out of frustration or for sheer pleasure.

"Ahh, BALLS!" said Dave after getting his test back. "Mahoney," responded the class. "Balls Mahoney!" repeated everyone.

by DJ Fagtron June 28, 2007