car magnets

This is when one car turns and the car behind it seems to attach itself to the first car to make the turn with him.

you are stuck in traffic and so u wave on a car to get across and the car behind takes full advantage of your kindness and crosses with him as if they were attached with car magnets.

by rageagainsthemachine May 17, 2010

Bill Magers

A person who has a frat boy attitude, drinks and drives, and thinks they are above the law.

"Man did you see that guy get busted for his 4th DUI and only get probabtion?" "Yeah dude thinks he's the county judge or something, a real Bill Magers."

by CountyJester February 20, 2022

manners

Something that costs nothing, but most of the population seem to have an aversion to.

Good manners are a gateway to success. Bad manners are a gateway to a good hiding.

Look at that girl with her cooch on the dinner table, she has the most awful manners!

Good manners include offering your seat to a pregnant woman on the bus.

by Jamie Douglas December 14, 2006

kanye manners

The act of barging in on someone else's shining moment to merely announce who you think should have had that shining moment.

Kanye really showed off his kanye manners last night at the VMAs.

"Ha ha this definition is so funny, I love slang that references pop culture!"

Referencing this moment will stop being funny in 5...4...3...2...

by breakxclb107 September 14, 2009

turd magnets

(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.

Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.

by boggler March 18, 2005

magnert

n. Someone--usually female--who continually attracts unwanted/creepy sexual attention and no normal attention. Fusion of pervert and magnet (though reversed).

The person does not necessarily have to be attractive.

"That creepy guy kept commenting on her 'sweet, sweet, sexy' legs that were propped up on the desk. Mary is so unlucky; she's such a magnert."

by orixa April 28, 2010

Magnesium glycinate

Its the legal xanax that you take to chill tf out. Helps you relax, not give a flying fuck, and is an essential mineral.

Noah: Ayo Kareem, you got any mag on you? I’ve been feeling kinda stressed out and anxious lately.

Kareem: Hell yea, pop three of them pills and you will feel like calm buddhist monk.

Dude. Did you see this chad named Lukas who doesn’t like magnesium glycinate?

Yea, that’s why we don’t fuck with him.

by KennyBroflovski February 5, 2022