phil mickelson

the best golfer in the world

Tiger Woods is not a phil mickelson

by J.F. May 20, 2004

Maskeltoe

When a mask is too tight and causes a cameltoe like affect om the face.

Damn boi, you see jenny?! She had that phat maskeltoe today.

by Rezamov 818 March 15, 2021

Layla Mickelson

A interesting name for a tall person a layla is a great runner and a good skier so watch out for your layla

Layla Mickelson is the best runner and skier I know!

by Accurate boiiiiiiiii October 29, 2019

Phil Mickelson

A professional golfer with "calves like Adonis" and a short game to match

Man did you see Phil Mickelson's flop shot from 1995 Man o man was that a shoit

by anonymous March 14, 2021

Mackennon

A half black person who usually drives a one wheel wonder and is a little bit queer he can't skateboard if his life depended on it and when it comes to kickers dont ask

"Woah look at that mackennon"

by Witchkid September 15, 2016

Philthy Mickelson

Phil Mickelson, the famous golfer, is less well known for being a little bitch who refused to sign an autograph for /u/Checkers10160. He also gave /u/grismas aunt the clap and has become immortalised in this nifty little euphemism.

My aunt was on the receiving end of a Philthy Mickelson. I'm not sure she will recover.

by Do_not_reply_to_me October 1, 2017

Mickelson

mickelson: (mick-uhl-son) verb. var:mickelsoned, mickelsons, mickelsoning.
To gay something up, is to "mickelson" it.

ex.: He really mickelsoned that up / The clothes he wears are really mickelson.

by symkit April 16, 2010