If you go out of your way to find heavy objects to lift, red meat to eat, and do whatever you can to handle your business the best way you know how, then you are Macho Row. Notable members: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Pat Tillman (RIP), Richard Kuklinski, John Rambo, Ronald Reagan, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Ray Lewis, The U.S. Armed Forces, Ted Kennedy, Robert DeNiro, The '72 Dolphins...
Dude, you just ate a 72oz steak, did 1000 push-ups, drank a handle of Jack, killed that guy with your bare hands and fucked his girlfriend...you are Macho Row.
by Macho Row February 28, 2008
Get the Macho Row mug.Refers to a word that means whatever you want it to be. It is analogous to the blank tile in scrabble as it can be used for anything.
A machook is a machook.
I machooked a machook last night and I machooked in her face.
What up machook?
Machook machook?
I machooked a machook last night and I machooked in her face.
What up machook?
Machook machook?
by Belsky December 24, 2008
Get the Machook mug.(n.)DEFINITION1; a black girl who bathes in perfume and dresses like a slut, who is in a band with other girls named Lakisha, Latoya, Faith, and Hope.
(v.) to go whoopass on someone; go apeshit, or freak out.
(v.) to go whoopass on someone; go apeshit, or freak out.
Damn Creigh, did you see that machoice walking down the street?
Don't make me go machoice on ya now, Creigh!
Don't make me go machoice on ya now, Creigh!
by Car&Laur January 10, 2008
Get the machoice mug.One who has an untamed obsession with the Apple product line. These people can turn a simple answer into an hour long dissertation about the superiority of iProducts, often leaving the poor sole who initiated the inquiry of said iProduct frantically searching for a way to change the topic. Suggesting that Apple's are only good for eating, will result in offending these types of people greater than placing a PC loaded with Microsoft products onto their desk.
See also Fanatic.
See also Fanatic.
Manager: "Where have you been, you've been gone for over an hour!"
Employee: "I finally got away from Pat's office, I accidentally asked him about his new iPhone, and he went on and on showing all the features, even showing me movie clips from you tube. I finally had to tell him that Bill Gates was God so I could leave his office."
Manager: "All that time from asking about an iPhone?"
Employee: "yeah, I swear he's a real Macnoweenie."
Employee: "I finally got away from Pat's office, I accidentally asked him about his new iPhone, and he went on and on showing all the features, even showing me movie clips from you tube. I finally had to tell him that Bill Gates was God so I could leave his office."
Manager: "All that time from asking about an iPhone?"
Employee: "yeah, I swear he's a real Macnoweenie."
by A. Richard Hertz January 1, 2008
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Get the machot mug.A chunky Mexican badass who once faked his death by "riding a shark, strapping 250 pounds of dynamite on his chest and into the mouth of an active volcano".
Person 1: *is doing something unnecessary and at risk of dying*
Person 2: bro you’re gonna be El Macho’d
Person 2: bro you’re gonna be El Macho’d
by Big lozza March 3, 2022
Get the El macho mug.Literally, Spanish for 'male'. In English, used of a man to describe stereotypically male characteristics such as virility, strength and toughness, particularly with regard to sexual attractiveness.
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