machine

toronto's WORD FOR A BURNER or GUN

machine in the area don't worry bout nothing

by killer keels April 25, 2005

Machine

A butt hurt, fat, stoner who posts in a subforum of a subforum of a message board for his favorite NFL football team. Low aptitude puts his glass ceiling at forklift driver.

I'm a fat stoner who drives a forklift for a living, I'm a Machine.

by probablement February 20, 2012

machine

The government.

The machine has made many unfair laws.

by Noah June 29, 2003

machine

Uk slang for gun.

I went to the opp block and sprayed my machine

by foxhud user 1 nn hdf uid? May 20, 2022

Machine

Something that has a harder life than everybody else, probably because a machine wishes it knew what it was like to care about what's right and wrong, and wishes it knew what it was like to find someplace where it belongs.

You think it's hard being a human, try being a machine for a day and see if you would make it as a machine.

by The Original Agahnim October 9, 2021

machine

He told me to fuck off because my Cortex praefrontalis is faulty.

I ended my long time relationship for you. And now i'm scared.
Would you be so kind and acknowledge that i am not a machine that flawlessly functions through this turmoil.

by Krkič May 21, 2019

Machine

a perfect, non mistake entity with no social life. Can adapt to any situation to be the best at all costs.

Vivek Behera, Hands down

by Wang chung December 2, 2004