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mauricio

A very sexy person with a big ass dick who can pull any girl even tho he’s a border hoper
omg it’s mauricio ima cum
by irksome08 March 23, 2022
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Mauricio

Mauricio is one of a kind boyfriend. He’ll be the perfect boyfriend, husband, friend and person to share your life with.
He’s cute, handsome, clever and has an amazing personality. You’ll feel lucky to have him in your life.
You should definitely get a boyfriend like Mauricio.
by someoneoverhere March 8, 2022
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mauricio

A Mauricio is a type of Latin American man that is unlike any other. They always enjoy sleeping naked. They are always very romantic and will never forget an important date. They often have awesome dreams of very successful futures. They don't like to make plans but will always get everything done and with extreme sexiness. Mauricios are generous and always helpful, they often are not aware of how appreciated they really are. Mauricios are amazing in everyway and are especially special when completed with a jamie pulito;), i <3 u jamie!!!!
mauricio totes loves jamie;)
by awshe and fabs September 14, 2011
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dirty mauricio

the act of taking any mexican fast food, extracting the grease, hosing it up a man's penis and/or anus and using a straw to suck out the contents, all while masturbating to a mariachi band's gay orgy.
I am gonna pull a dirty mauricio tonight for my bf! ;)
by ThatKGuy November 24, 2014
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mauricio pochettino

Football (Soccer) manager and former football player that currently manages Tottenham Hotspur in the English Premier League.
"Mauricio Pochettino is the best manager in the world"
by DefoNotAnton March 30, 2019
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Mauricio Macri

Argentina's actual precident, wich is basically a 50 year old man who dances like a monkey who is having a ceisure
Guy #1: who is that dude dancing overthere
Guy #2: IDK man but he is such a Mauricio Macri
by Inana.definitions December 22, 2016
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Mauricio

A guy who will tell you he loves you forever, and will make you believe him, even though he has a history of lying to your face.
Girl: How could you do this?!
Mauricio: What are you talking about?
Friend 1: Don't lie to her anymore.
by brokenXheartedXgirl October 10, 2011
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