y my pp soft

Yo pp look like a wet noodle

Him: y my pp soft
Dr.: you jus gay

by WeirdPlantGuy November 11, 2018

Suck my pp

A way to make some one suck your little cock

Guy: (wins match) Let's go boyss
The boys: Let's goo
Guy: OK I gotta go my father is going to suck my pp, He's doing it for the boys
The boys: for the boys

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

Caress my pp

Another way to say "caress my pet puppy"

Me: I reccomend not to caress my pp.
My GF: why not?
Me: she always bites me

by How do I exist? February 4, 2019

Caress my pp

Another way to say "Caress my pet puppy"

Me: I reccomend you don't caress my pp
My GF: why not?
Me: she always bites

by How do I exist? February 4, 2019

Mom why is my pp hard?

Little kid: mom why is my pp hard.
Mom: you are getting hard because of me you shut.
Little kid: makes sense you are a mother ducking smokeshow.m

Mom why is my pp hard?

by gasjumper November 5, 2020

Help I zipped up my pp

Someone help please

It hurts

Now it's purple

Me: Help I zipped up my pp

Guy next to me: that sucks

by RangerPlauge July 5, 2020

ligma my pp

lick ma my penis/anus

bro ligma my pp.

by pponkakikakalat January 19, 2024