beating my meat

Jerking off
master bating

horny

blue balls

Fuck man im just beating my meat ..

by Jason Lazzy January 6, 2017

butter my meat

Beat my meat.

Beat/Butter

My

Meat

Hey I'm gonna butter my meat.

*Hears loud noises from bedroom.*

by Urbanlenged17 August 7, 2017

Chew my meat

A phrase used to describe the act of sucking on a penis. "Meat" meaning the muscular parts of the shaft, and "Chew" meaning to suck, or orally fixate.

I get a kick out of telling bitches to chew my meat.

by Ahkmed January 12, 2008

Beating my meat

SLayin yo meat

Nigga get the fuck out i'm beating my meat

by Kuddy December 17, 2020

jerk my meat

male self masturbation

I'll meet you on battlenet in a sec, I just have to jerk my meat first.

by somerandomswedishguy February 24, 2011

Roast my meat

The act of slowly roasting one's meat to acquire a tender, soft, and moist substance.

Something your sugar daddy (especially a sexy one named Obehi) might do when they cook you the best 8 hour ribs this world has ever seen.

Brad: Yo chad can you roast my meat
Chad: Bro thats kinda gay (derogatory)
Brad: 😏

by leggomyfaggo December 24, 2021

Beat my meat

When you enjoy meat like chicken nuggets or steak.

Mmmm, I love to “beat my meat”.

by bb.grl July 11, 2021