Mussy
Muss-y
(noun)
Definition:
Any Man's creation of a False Vagina, made by pulling his own
Penis and the
testicles back between his legs and standing with is legs together to hide them.
When viewed from the front, the male genitals then resemble the female vulva.
I once saw my
sister's
junk, so later I stood in the mirror and made a mussy and rubbed it.
A Mussy Haiku
You can't make Mussy
In the morning 'till you've peed
Then it's Mussy
Time