mulch

Mulch is a strange brown substance made from rotting waste. it can be used for anything and the word can be used for any purpose

"hello can i order a Mcmulch burger please"

You mulch face!

"i would like to buy 8 kilos of your finest mulch good sir!"

by Mulchmeister November 17, 2005

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Mulch

by ilovefignewton November 22, 2009

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The act of spreading a sexual partner’s feces upon their taint

Me and my nigga tried mulching last night, better than anal.

by LegitGamerGirl May 27, 2019

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Marijuana that has already been vaped by a vaporizer.

The word came into use because vaped weed looks like mulch.

I added half oz of mulch with my weed when making brownies.

I smoke my mulch when I am really dry.

by SmokeyMcPotHead2 February 04, 2013

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Hot Female, that is so hot you can't stop looking at her!!!

by Mulchologist69 September 25, 2013

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The highest level of intoxication, when you are so drunk that you pass out in some mulch or the garden.

Dude I was mulched last night

by MgKiwi July 26, 2010

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I got mulched and pissed on 35w this weekend.

by Ustwest November 04, 2003

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