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Female ejaculation on a males private parts.

Useally refferd to when an older man has sexual intercourse with a younger blonde female.

Brought into population after the teacher student sex scandels in Alabama.

When a teacher states that he needs mulch that's the "codeword" for a student to meet up with the teacher afterwords for sexual intercourse.
After she got out of class she stayed for some extra credit, she helped me lay down the mulch and man did it smell strong!
mulch by Bama mama November 4, 2007
Past tense mulched.
1. To destroy another individual or group in a political discussion, fight or just life in general.
2. To intensely judge someone for inferior conduct, behaviour or just dressing poorly.
She was clipping her nails on the skytrain and got mulched for it.
Mulch by Alex3458 April 26, 2013
a tiktok trend with dogs eat mulch. idk what that even is
person 1: "what's mulch?"
person 2: "mulch gang forever"
mulch by ______________hi November 18, 2023
This substance does not conform to the temporal designs of mortal man. It is not merely a substance but an idea, a way of life, a god-given mixture of the individual and unique concepts and abstractions of tree bark, wood chips, manure, compost, and leaves, constituting the beautiful and complex construction that has provoked the revered notions of such American heroes as Mulchin’ Licker King Jr and Chuck Norris.
-“Oh my god the gerbil just mulched himself”
Mulch by Glorgotrax the Appropriator November 23, 2023
A tasty treat that can't be beat! Mulch gang for life!
"The lobotomy was a success! I am now a true mulcher!"
Mulch is the food of the gods, and by gods i mean that stupid fucking mulch dog on tiktok and instagram
Person 1: oh goody! this harvest was rather bountiful!! i love mulch so much, mulchy mulch i love loam yummy i love mulch mulch gang for life!11!!
Person 2: what the fuck are you saying
Person 1: are you mulch? because i wanna eat you up (with rizz)
Person 2: blud will NOT stop meatriding me :sob:
Mulch by cheez_sammmich January 28, 2024