mulch

Mulch is a strange brown substance made from rotting waste. it can be used for anything and the word can be used for any purpose

"hello can i order a Mcmulch burger please"

You mulch face!

"i would like to buy 8 kilos of your finest mulch good sir!"

by Mulchmeister December 28, 2005

Mulch

Refers to cannabis/marijuana.

You boys smokin' some mulch?

by ilovefignewton November 22, 2009

Mulching

The act of spreading a sexual partner’s feces upon their taint

Me and my nigga tried mulching last night, better than anal.

by LegitGamerGirl May 26, 2019

mulch

Marijuana that has already been vaped by a vaporizer.

The word came into use because vaped weed looks like mulch.

I added half oz of mulch with my weed when making brownies.

I smoke my mulch when I am really dry.

by SmokeyMcPotHead2 February 4, 2013

Mulch

Hot Female, that is so hot you can't stop looking at her!!!

Jennifer Aniston, Mila Kunis, Emma Stone, and Many More Mulch

by Mulchologist69 September 25, 2013

mulched

The highest level of intoxication, when you are so drunk that you pass out in some mulch or the garden.

Dude I was mulched last night

by MgKiwi July 27, 2010

mulched

extremely intoxicated

I got mulched and pissed on 35w this weekend.

by Ustwest November 3, 2003