cock muting

When some dumb bitch won't shut the fuck up so you are forced to lodge your cock in her fucking mouth to shut her the fuck up.

I love cock muting Tina because she never shuts her fucking cock sucker. What a stupid bitch. Shut the fuck up Tina!!

by Johnny Chinslappin November 11, 2007

half masting

when your pooping and realize your out of t.p. and have to waddle with your pants around your ankles or knees to go to the hallway closet to get more toilet paper.

my mom spotted me half masting and damn it was embarrasing

by vloky July 1, 2004

Mskingbean89

The best person that has ever been created

Girl 1: have you read Ally the young dudes by Mskingbean89?
Girl 2: *enters from different state* I heard the word mskingbean89

by Mskingbeanstan October 6, 2021

Midnight Mating Call

The distant sound from outside of a bathroom of someone you find attractive vomiting.

The big girls at butlers are getting excited, I guess they here Chris's Midnight Mating Call from the bathroom.

by Dirty Randy 69 January 19, 2017

mating season

Mating season usually happens when the weather starts changing. There's a positive correlation between the amount of couples that get together and the change in weather. People just go crazy to be with someone. And anti mating season usually happens right before mating season and everyone just starts splitting up. You know its mating season when you start to hear the lawn mowers and the birds chirping.

We're about to be in for a biiiggg mating season once spring rolls around this year!

by captazo March 17, 2011

mssinging

Listening to the radio and talking to a friend at the same time and sending your friend the lyrics as you listen to them

"I was mssinging Santa Claus is coming to town to my friend last night"

by Tim-o-thee December 20, 2009

motingator

a crazy amount; the most of something.

check out donald trump's motingator ego.

by squawkvfr September 7, 2005