cotton-mouthing

when a dude wears short underwear, and gets a boner. the head of his dick extends beyond the reach of the underwear and hardens. it has now become the only visible part of his dick and resembles when a cotton-mouth peeks above the water

guy 1: dude did you see jonathon give his speech?
guy 2: yea
guy 1: i didn't get to make it. how'd it go?
guy 2: i don't remember alot of it; i was distracted. his dick was just barely showing, like it was peeking out of his underwear
guy 1: oh no! he cotton-mouthed?!
guy 2: totally, we needa buy him some underwear that fit
guy 1: yea, cotton-mouthing sucks

by gdat0 March 16, 2011

spider mouthing

Placing a tarantula spider in your mouth to get the effects of ecstasy,euphoria, etc. 100% natural, spider mouthing allows the individual to get the full effects of ex without worries of failing a random drug test.

Tarantula spiders naturally secreate and enzyme in warm moist place (mouth) similar to sweating. It is this enzyme that allows the person to get 'high'.

Spider mouthing is found in elite high-end clubs in LA, MIAMI, NYC, CHICAGO. Typical users are young professionals whose jobs preclude them from taking narcotics due to random drug tests. Popular amoung doctors, lawyers, and financial gurus of wall street.

by clubshark January 13, 2009

Dry mouthing

Performing the act of fellatio after having smoked a joint when your mouth is in dire need of some water.

Yo man, she was full dry mouthing me last night. It was like being sucked off by an Arab's sandal.

by Tony Gee. November 8, 2011

Poor-Mouthing

Someone who says their poor but really isn't and just needs money.

Kanye: Mark Zuckerberg I know it’s your bday but can you please call me by 2mrw… I'm Broke AF

Mark: ... (Thinks: Stop poor-mouthing me)

by drobisch078 August 30, 2016

fat mouthing

talking trash, talking shit, talking out ones ass, fronting

The niggah wasn't saying anything ta yo until youz put in the back of the hot-boys car, then he wouldn't stop fat mouthing about you.

by Blindflight April 25, 2006

Clown Mouthing

When a woman comes and sprays ejaculate into the open mouth of her partner. She wins when the partner's mouth is so full that he/she must spit or swallow.

"I went down on Kali so well last night, she squirted like a fountain, so I started clown mouthing her like a carnival game. If I had a balloon on top of my head it would have popped."

by Louis Bahan February 27, 2008

Mush-mouthing

Speaking in a run on mutter, not comprehendable

As he was Mush-mouthing and speaking so low that all the words were slurred and blending together we all just got up and left with disappointment

by Whimper dinkle November 21, 2019