mooey 

a cross between gooey and mushy. A "dry" gooey to the touch.

"My order of french fries felt mooey, and I couldn't eat them".

mooey by MC-8trk July 6, 2018

Mooey 

A cow that is very cool :)

Ohhhh look at Mooey he's eating grass

Mooey by anonymous December 21, 2021

Mooey 

momst gayest thug alive, known as the biggest nigger in town gets no women has no game at all

"BRO YOUR LIKE A MOOEY NO CYAAP"
"IS THAT MOOEY, HARDSTUCK IRON BOTTOM FRAGGIN FRRR"

Mooey by FaintNoCap May 16, 2022

Mooey Porn 

A luscious meadow, upon which a cow could only dream of chewing cud

They say grass is greener on the otherside but this is straight up mooey porn

Mooey Porn by Blow Darter February 24, 2020

mooey cra 

You would say this when you feel shocked or didn't know osmething was coming.

Did that seriously just happen? Mooey Cra

mooey cra by Ben Marksberry February 9, 2005

mooey mao 

To place an ice cube into a vagina. This term is derived from the Spanish "muy mal," meaning very bad. However, while experiencing a mooey mao, actually exclaiming said phrase is made more difficult by the now icy vagina.

Oh Pablo! I love this mooey mao!

mooey mao by anonymousmuchacha May 15, 2009

mooey moustache 

A physical attack on a person involving the assailant presoaking a finger in his\her own anal sweat, then wiping said finger across the victims top lip.

The anal sweat deposited on the victims top lip can be notoriously difficult to remove, requiring vigorous scubbing with a tool such as a pumice stone or a nail brush. Plus the fact that the odour omitted is in such close proximity to the victims nostrils, a mooey moustache attack can be intense and prolonged.

mooey moustache by krisMedicine April 20, 2010