Monsieur Candy

When youre engaged in intercourse with a female on her period and you smear her blood across her face like Leonardo DiCaprio does in the movie "Django".

She started her period and said she was craving candy, so later that night during intercourse I gave her the "Monsieur Candy

by Dshiznit93 July 15, 2022

cock-monsieur

1. Derived from the french food croque-monsieur. It means somone who prefers gardening with an uphill slant. Someone who drills marmite. A bender.

Look at the way he walks! I bet he's a cock-monsieur.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

croque monsieur

A derogatory term for someone you think is a bit of a weapon.
Or a toasted cheese and ham sandwich.

Fuck off Laura you croque monsieur

by RBowon March 11, 2021

Non monsieur

Very common word in Hiam’s vocabulary. We are all “monsieurs”, even if you are a woman.

Non monsieur, combien de fois j’ai dis de ne pas demander des questions inutiles?

by Marc Antonio Francisco November 23, 2021

Croque Monsieur

Pronouciation (Croc-Monster) Vaginer cover in green diarrhea.

Daddy, please slurp on my Croque Monsieur. (Croc Monster)

by Lexisexi01 January 25, 2022

monsieurless

One without a monsieur.

The female equivalent for maidenless.

Jeff: Did you hear about Alex? She's monsieurless.

by KeffKaptainKool May 25, 2022

Monsieurbroodje

An 13+ year old with the voice of a 60 year old chainsmoker

Alex is such a monsieurbroodje

by Stinky69420 March 13, 2020