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momento VTR

Cuando tienes el puto vtr y se te corta el internet en medio de algo
Weon, tuve un momento vtr.
by ArrozChino September 1, 2020
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Bruh Momento

The beaner way of saying “bruh moment” it is used when a dude says or does something stupid in the moment that they do it
The weird kid in class: can people see when there eyes are closed?
The cool kid that no one likes: bruh momento
by Halobeast123 September 8, 2019
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A Momentary Lapse of Penis

Thinking with your dick instead of your brain.

A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.
Jack: Dude, you must have been beer goggling last night. That girl was such a butterface!
Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis.

John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much!
Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!
by nearly civilized February 18, 2010
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Momentary Emotion

Emotion that turn on and off in a matter of moments.

Also works with hate, love, and sad.
This must be Momentary Emotion if I hate now but in a few seconds I like you but then change back to hate you again.

I love this car, I hate this car, but I really love this car, but I really hate this car.
by PYROxSYCO January 2, 2010
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momentary obsessiveness

When a persons thoughts are completely preoccupied with a person, place, thing or event but they forget about whatever was consuming their thoughts in an hour, day, week or month.
Anthony is experiencing momentary obsessiveness about the royal wedding just to annoy his listeners.
by WEHM Insider June 5, 2018
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Momento tico

Sirve para expresar tristeza o decepción.
Martín: mi novia me dejó por mi mejor amigo, momento tico
by fransina y lusia July 1, 2020
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Momento Movistar

When you are online and Movistar decides to be shitty and your internet doesn't work.
Valeria is having a momento movistar; her internet stopped working.
by FC2711 October 19, 2020
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