mms

make me smile;
usually written as 'u mms', meaning 'you make me smile', and may be used by people who get tired of the overused 'lol'

dude:"i don't need sex...school fucks me everyday..."
other dude:"rofl!"
the girlfriend:"u mms"

by jolee March 24, 2008

MMS

Miracle Mineral Solution (it's really just bleach used by Karens to 'cure' autism)

Karen: Did you hear about MMS? I might try it on my son.
Normal person: It's literally just bleach.

by deri100 May 30, 2020

MMS

It stands for makes me smile. Lol is getting boring. Use this and make it global!! Lol is okay but Mms is so much cooler.

-Brb im gana go pee.
-mms thanks for telling me.

-Hey Jacqueline. Shit I just shit myself.
-mms!!!

by Jacqueline Sarro May 13, 2009

\mm/

too much metal for one hand. done by putting hands in fists, putting them together (like the m's) and sticking up both your pinkies

woah slayer is way to heavy better switch from \m/ to \mm/

by straemer August 25, 2006

MM

Attractive, beautiful and bright girl. She can't even cook a sandwich but she likes cats very much. He keeps about 67 children in the cellar.

there are no examples, MM is unique

by stocazz0 June 05, 2020

MM

MM = "Married Man" as refered to by his lover on the side.

I'm getting together with my MM Wednesday when his wife is at work.

by The OW March 05, 2008

mm

Money match. Usually a test of skill against another person, this forces each player to be more serious about competing against each other once money is on the line.

Generally used as a way to keep old hobbies alive and exciting, to get a simple rush out of gambling, and to compete on the highest level of skill each person is capable of.

Boy: Fuck, bball is boring now..
Boy2: MM 10$?
Boy: You're on.

by Kim Humongous Nguyen November 19, 2008