Stands for "My Life Sucks Right Now", a more mature and considerate way of saying "FML". No life should or deserves to be "F"ed.
Kevin: "Omg, FML. I'm out of milk for my cereal."
Kiana: "Don't be so immature. No life should be 'f'ed. You should instead say your life sucks right now."
Kevin: "Okay then. MLSRN. I'm out of milk."
Kiana: "Don't be so immature. No life should be 'f'ed. You should instead say your life sucks right now."
Kevin: "Okay then. MLSRN. I'm out of milk."
by Huynher October 21, 2010
Get the MLSRN mug.Major League Soccer. Formed in 1993 in the United States, the league as of 2009 has fifteen teams throughout North America. Attendance has been steadily growing in recent years, and if pace continues, it will overtake the NHL in popularity and profit.
Teams as of 2009:
(Eastern Conference)
Chicago Fire
Columbus Crew
DC United (Washington, D.C.)
Kansas City Wizards
New England Revolution (Foxborough, MA)
New York Red Bulls (East Rutherford, NJ)
Toronto FC
(Western Conference)
Chivas USA (Carson, CA)
Colorado Rapids (Commerce City, CO)
FC Dallas (Frisco, TX)
Houston Dynamo
Los Angeles Galaxy
Reál Salt Lake (Sandy, UT)
San Jose Earthquakes
Seattle Sounders
MLS plans to add three more teams by 2011, in Philadelphia PA, Portland OR, and Vancouver BC.
Teams as of 2009:
(Eastern Conference)
Chicago Fire
Columbus Crew
DC United (Washington, D.C.)
Kansas City Wizards
New England Revolution (Foxborough, MA)
New York Red Bulls (East Rutherford, NJ)
Toronto FC
(Western Conference)
Chivas USA (Carson, CA)
Colorado Rapids (Commerce City, CO)
FC Dallas (Frisco, TX)
Houston Dynamo
Los Angeles Galaxy
Reál Salt Lake (Sandy, UT)
San Jose Earthquakes
Seattle Sounders
MLS plans to add three more teams by 2011, in Philadelphia PA, Portland OR, and Vancouver BC.
Emo1337: Yo, dude, let's go downtown this weekend. MLS!
Kr\/nkt45T!c: Your life sucks?
Emo1337: LOL, WTF? No, Major League Soccer! The Galaxy are gonna be in town, and we gotta see Beckham before he runs on back to England!
Kr\/nkt45T!c: Your life sucks?
Emo1337: LOL, WTF? No, Major League Soccer! The Galaxy are gonna be in town, and we gotta see Beckham before he runs on back to England!
by President Warren G. Harding July 11, 2009
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An acronym for Major League Soccer, the only professional soccer league in the U.S.
Not the first attempt to make soccer popular in the United States. Perhaps not the last, either, due to Americans loving to make money, and soccer being the most popular sport in the entire world... even though only the Americans call it soccer.
Not the first attempt to make soccer popular in the United States. Perhaps not the last, either, due to Americans loving to make money, and soccer being the most popular sport in the entire world... even though only the Americans call it soccer.
Nigel: I say, Paddy, I do believe this looks like an American MLS match on satellite.
Paddy: That league isn't fit ta wipe my arse with. Also why would an Irish and English lad hang out? Get out of me flat!
Paddy: That league isn't fit ta wipe my arse with. Also why would an Irish and English lad hang out? Get out of me flat!
by JamesBeam February 7, 2010
Get the MLS mug.1) Major League Soccer, the only professional soccer league in the United States. Founded 1993. See also NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, and if you're feeling generous, WNBA. There are no other definitions for this acronym in popular use in the United States, at least not by anyone older than 15.
2) My Life Sucks. Typically used by whiny teenagers who don't have internet connections or access to Urban Dictionary, or they would know this was replaced by FML years ago... a term which is not only more common, but has its own website, wiki, Urban Dictionary page, and line of t-shirts.
2) My Life Sucks. Typically used by whiny teenagers who don't have internet connections or access to Urban Dictionary, or they would know this was replaced by FML years ago... a term which is not only more common, but has its own website, wiki, Urban Dictionary page, and line of t-shirts.
1) Peter: MLS has 16 teams now.
Paul: I don't care.
2) Jack: Hello, I am your boyfriend Jack. My parents grounded me this weekend. ZOMG MLS WTF LOL.
Jill: FML
Paul: I don't care.
2) Jack: Hello, I am your boyfriend Jack. My parents grounded me this weekend. ZOMG MLS WTF LOL.
Jill: FML
by Transformers3People0 April 22, 2010
Get the MLS mug.Acronym for My Life Sucks Balls.
generally used when life is stressed and nothing seems to make sense.
It is a cry of depair.
generally used when life is stressed and nothing seems to make sense.
It is a cry of depair.
by humanwiki September 29, 2010
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by bosstothebest February 2, 2010
Get the MLSS mug.Handle for an individual female gamer, known for her activity within fps circles, specifically Call of Duty for XBox360. Also known for founding the first co-ed Gaming Community Administrated primarily by women gamers. Nickname 'mistress' coined by gamers along with 'the dominatrix' after she became ranked in the "Domination" game mode.
Didn't you see that gameplay comedy skit mLSSStress produced? It was a bunch of gamer chicks in kitchens on Call of Duty maps RPG'ing noobs as they walk in. I LOL'd
by HLKHW July 21, 2010
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